White vans jokes
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Friend: Why did you touch me?
Me: That guy in the corner with no hair, glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Mosely in a white van.