What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Mosely in a white van.