White Kid jokes
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)