White Kid jokes
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
