What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall?
A walnut.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."