Weeee jokes
Three kids one day found a magic slide. There was a sign next to it that said, "Slide down and your wish will come true." The first kid slid down and wished for a chocolate river. He landed in a chocolate river.
When the 2nd kid slid down he wished for a bunch of money. He landed in a pile of money.
Finally, the 3rd kid slid down, and he said, "WEEEE!!!!!!"
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 馃挜"
I weeee is?
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 馃崑馃槀
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What do we want? Plane noises!
When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!
Look - it's the lake of whiz!!!
