B shellsGreg M.6 years agoWhy do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
BodyPistacio6 years agoJeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
AnimalAnonymous8 years agoWhy do Scottish men wear kilts?Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
GolferAnonymous8 years agoWhy did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.