Waste Of Money jokes
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.