Why does a orphan go to a sewer So it can wash up
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
Why is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!