Walt jokes

Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.

P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

The "W" in African stands for water.

When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.