Walky-talky jokes

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?

Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.