Walky-talky jokes
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?
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A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."