Walky-talky jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.