Walkie-talkie

Walkie-talkie jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.