Walkie jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.