Walkie jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.