Walkie jokes

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?

Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.