Walkie jokes

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?

Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

Hi.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.