Walkie jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?

A walkie-Torquay.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

I named my dog "5 miles" so when I walk him, I can say I walked 5 miles.

Random guy: I ran over 5 miles.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.