Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
I would tell a Paul walker joke but it would crash and burn
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.