Walker jokes
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Who's Paul Walker's close friend?
Tree.
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.