Voldemort jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?

Coldemort!

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

Voldemort: Knock, knock.

Harry Potter: Who's there?

Voldemort: You know.

Harry Potter: You know who?

Voldemort: Exactly!