Voldemort

Voldemort Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Nose

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Nose

How did Voldemort lose his nose?

From uncontrolled Gold Mining!

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  • Knock

    Voldemort: Knock, knock.

    Harry Potter: Who's there?

    Voldemort: You know.

    Harry Potter: You know who?

    Voldemort: Exactly!