Voldemort jokes
What role does a leper play in the theater?
Voldemort!
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Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
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How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!