Vocation jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One reads, the other breeds.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?

Father Les.

What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

Father Les.

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

What is the difference between whores and nuns?

Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.