Viewpoint jokes

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

It's just true.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.