What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
