Urine jokes
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.