Ur anus jokes

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Uranus, ur-anus, your anus. Anus is what's in between your two buttocks.

Want to know why some astronomers are gay?

It’s because they want to be in Uranus.

What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.

Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

More like your anus.

Oh, look! It's Uranus!

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.