Upbringing

Upbringing jokes

Orphan

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

Orphan

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Orphan

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Community

bruh my parents just yelled at me cause “you only have 3 years to figure out your life” and “you’re the worst kids i’ve ever seen” and “why aren’t you studying” and “why can’t you be like anya down the street let who gets straight a’s everytime she fucking breathes”