I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
