Upbringing jokes

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Do you know why orphans don't have parents?

Because no one raised you.

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL