Upbringing jokes

I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.

Why can’t the orphan tell on people?

Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL

Why do orphans love elevators?

They raise people!

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Why can't orphans complete homework?

Because they have no home!

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content? Because they are family friendly.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.