Untrustworthiness jokes
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 馃.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why can鈥檛 you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make everything up!
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I don't trust atoms. They always make stuff up.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I don鈥檛 trust stairs because they鈥檙e always up to something.
Why can鈥檛 you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Never trust an atom; they make up everything.