Unreliability jokes

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

You're built like a Windows touchscreen!

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

All then are bad.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."