United States history jokes
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Memes
proved em all wrong..
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.