United States history jokes

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."