United States history jokes

Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!

Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?

A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.