United States Government Jokes

Obama

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Mass shooting

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Gang

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Twitter post by @upblissed, asking if @MrBlackOG searched up "gang." Below, a tweet from Mr. Black says that he was banned from Google, because of several requests from the United States Government regarding the topics he was searching for over the last 5 years. The text says, "You no longer have permission to use Google, nor make a new Gmail account under your name. If we are made aware that you are trying to make a new account, legal action will be taken." Mr. Black can return to Google on June 26, 2033.

United States Government memes

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Suicide

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

Gay sex

Anonymous · 6 years ago

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Cheese

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

Google

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot of a Google ban message stating "You have been banned from Google" and that access may be restored on June 26, 2033. Below is a blurry close-up of a man's face looking surprised or shocked.

Werewolf

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A tweet from President Biden that reads, "Get you a Werewolf Boyfriend who's Fat Balls STINK up the house."