United States Government jokes

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!