United States Government jokes

What is a government mandate?

When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.