Unfinished jokes

Men should pay for dates because women have to pay for expensive things like makeup because God didn’t finish their faces.

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

You're really...

Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.

Prankster kid: Knock knock.

Neighbor: Who's there?

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