Unemployment jokes

What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man?

He made no cents.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

What did the pornstar say to the unemployed homeless man?

Get a fucking job.