Udder jokes
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.
They brought it over but spilled it on me.
I said that was a udder failure!
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
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What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.