🤔 😳 👨 👨 👨 👨 Why do four polish 👍 👍 heteroflexable men like 🙃 to suck on four of the cow's udders 🥴 🥴 🥴 🥴 😻 because a bull has only one
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics! !
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
A farm full of cows were bombed and only two survived. All of the udders died.
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Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What does the Cow say to the spy? Are you udder cover
Cow jokes are udder- culous (ridiculous)
what do you call a dabbing cow?
udder savagery
my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure