Udder

Udder Jokes

Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?

I was at a milk store and ordered some milk.

They brought it over but spilled it on me.

I said that was a udder failure!

What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...

A female cow doesn't have a dick.

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.