Udder jokes
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Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
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What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It鈥檚 either one or the udder.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
I love almond milk. It鈥檚 unlike any udder milk.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 馃槀