Two Year Old jokes

Toddler

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

Meat

Morbid jokes

What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.

Community

bitch pl your problby some little two year old that thinks he is cool time for the one and only ashton parkes to come back oops did i hurt your feelings