Hostess jokes

What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?

Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.

Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

What kind of experience does a feminist have?

Being a bitch.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.