True crime jokes

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily, I already fled the country.

Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."