True crime jokes

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.