Trot jokes

Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.