Triangle jokes

I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.

How come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles?

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

I can't believe this!

Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.

I just stand at the back and ting.

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.

You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

Here's some of my weird jokes:

What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.

Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.

Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.

Everything disappears in the Bermuda Triangle.

Except my depression.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"