What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
