Tremor jokes

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

*moans*

Fall

Uhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan).

Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.