Tremor jokes

Michael J. Fox goes in to get a haircut. He comes out missing an ear.

Michael J. Fox walks into the grocery store to buy some salt. When he comes out, a kid turns to his mother and says, "Look mom, a salt shaker!"

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

Michael J. Fox came up to me the other day and introduced himself to me. He said, "Hey, what’s shaking?"

I said, "You."

Did you know Michael J. Fox’s favorite song is "Shake, Rattle and Roll"?

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.