Trait jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Jelianis' forehead馃槇
You're gay.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
You are short.
Kid: Hey, what鈥檚 black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...