Tragic Event jokes

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

His wife died.

Wanna know the last words of the south tower?

"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.

One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.

My ex-girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus driver's license.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.