Tragic Event jokes
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
His wife died.
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Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
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You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.