Traffic Signal jokes

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?

When it says "DON'T WALK."

What did one traffic light say to the other?

"Stop looking, I am changing."

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.