Traffic Signal jokes

When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?

When it says "DON'T WALK."

According to the Police report, what did one traffic signal say to the other?

"Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light..."

So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.