a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow road
What is a Mexican persons favorite sport: Cross Country
my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
Their's a disabled kid in my class right. Oops should've brought my hot wheel tracks.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
why dont orphans have life 360?
becuase wont track them
Why can’t hitler do track? He can’t even finish a race.
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I never forgotten it... A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass...the worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back & another train ran over him and cut off his head... BAD IDEA & a lesson to us all... NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
Kobes favorite song was “it’s going down for real”
