Tooth Pics jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....