Tooth Fairy jokes
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Q. What’s white, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?
A. Toothpaste.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
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