Toad

Toad Jokes

Cock

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Frog

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

Ball

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Frog

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Road

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.