Tin jokes
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?
His name is Vladimir Pootin.
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Can a match box? No, but a tin can.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"