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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

    • Thomas the child.

    A split image shows a young child on the left and a face-swapped image of the child with the face of Thomas the Tank Engine on the right. The text above reads: "This is the most cursed faceswap I have ever seen."
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    • Train

    mal♡ · 8 months ago
    • An illustration from a children's book shows Thomas the Tank Engine with a wide-eyed, shocked, and somewhat distressed expression. Behind him, another train with a smug, smiling face is positioned closely. The text above reads: "No train had ever touched Thomas like this before. His wheels felt weak."
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    • Turtle

    Face mcshooty · 1 year ago
    • A cartoon image of a turtle from Spongebob Squarepants with a large amount of poop being dumped on it. The text reads, "The class pet turtle (Thomas) receiving the load I've been saving up all week."
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    • Moth

    ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

    • Tonights gonna be a good good night

    The image shows text above a photo of two men dancing. The text says, "Thomas Edison: *invents light bulb* Moths in 1879:". The two men are in a dance pose.
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    • Time

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a cartoon of Thomas the Tank Engine with a human-like body with arms and legs, positioned as if crawling away. The text above reads: "IT WAS TIME FOR THOMAS TO LEAVE."
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    • Fact

    PurplePanda · 3 years ago

    • Did yall know this?

    The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.
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    • Dog

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A product container with the label "Thomas Pet" and the words "BITCH PILLS" above "Prenatal Supplement for Dogs", next to a picture of a dog. It also shows "Net Wt: 12 oz (340 g) Powder".
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