Their jokes

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.

My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.