Their jokes

What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.