Their jokes

People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.

They can stay in their living room.

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.

The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"

If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Why do orphans go to prison?

Because that's their only home.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!