Their jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw pots and pans down the stairs.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their family.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.

What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.

It's not like they can tell their parents.

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?

Because they can't call their parents.

How do stars get their name?

By a black hole because it's sueeeee!

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Who named their daughter Macadamia?

A couple of nuts.

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.

What do penguins wear on their heads?

Snow caps!

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.