Their jokes
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Memes
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Their dad never came with it.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
How does a rapper like their coffee?
With a little bit of FLOW CREAMER.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
How does a woman scare their gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!