Their jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Memes
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.