Their jokes
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Memes
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
They both only change their pads after every third period!
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.