Their jokes

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Little boy: Momma?

Mom: Yes, my dear.

Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.

Mom: Why!?

Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

How do you make orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap for their parents to come back.

You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do emos use as birth control?

Their personalities!

How do lions 🦁 like their steak?

"Roar!"

Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?

Because he's their father.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Name something an orphan can't do?

Go cry to their mommy.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.