Their jokes
These jokes are so dark that their life matters.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?
Their face when you nail them!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.