Their jokes
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do orphans only eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!